Scene: The family is seated around the dinner table. The girls are discussing what they are good at.
Savannah: "I'm good at reading."
Colette: "Dad, you're good at watching football."
Leila: "He is also good at reading."
Colette: "But dad is REALLY good at watching football!"
That's right folks. I am neither athlete nor artist. I cannot run a four-minute mile or paint the Mona Lisa. No singer or dancer am I. No scholar, either. Heck, I'm barely literate. But stick me on a couch in front of the television and put a bowl of chocolate ice cream in my hands and I can watch football with the best of them!!
